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This one guy at Locust Street Day, Milwaukee, early '00s, asked me, "Why?" When I first started this column in 1982, I thought about a time when newspapers wouldn't be published on paper. They'd be on line. And coming out daily wouldn't be enough. It would have to be HOURLY... And - What, Where, When and How wouldn't be good enough either. You'd have to know...

The Hourly WHY resets its own internal clock with EPISODE 1, and may have to do so again...

WHYs which ran during the 1980s and 1990s in the Crazy Shepherd and Shepherd Express will be re-released in the future when I find the time. Meanwhile...

an hourlywhy.com EXCLUSIVE Borges World
another hourlywhy.com EXCLUSIVE In the Year 2125...
yet another hourlywhy.com EXCLUSIVE, an Extreme Short Story Leapt

Episode 1 appeared in the December 2001 issue of the VIRUS Y'alls Planet
Episode 2 A Pair of Chances
Episode 3 Bin O' Time 22
Episode 4 Chapter 234,421: The Old Man and the C+++
Episode 5 Pre-Civil Way
Episode 6 in the June 2002 edition of THE PRESS and reprinted in the August 2035 edition of The Earther: Mind Market Woman
Episode 6.1 Paradigm Sift

Once again to re-iterate, Jeff Worman's Hourly WHY was published each month in THE PRESS, way back in the early 21st Century until that publication disappeared from the scene, in the late 20th Century, it was published in the Crazy Shepherd which then merged with The Express to become The Shepherd Express. It can be found here exclusively at hourlywhy.com, until such time as it seems appropriate to harvest a few trees to publish on paper. Until then...

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Psychic Impression #315,569,093: After the fall... In a surprise move, Obama and McCain form coalition government after their selective political parties choose them to oppose one another in the upcoming election, thus circumventing the will of the corporations.

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Coming soon... a special "I Survived the Crash of 'O8," with a pre-production price of only $599, that way you still have money for gas after you get your rebate check from the US Gov. By purchasing the special "I Survived the Crash of 'O8," you'll be putting America to work. With the money I make; I'll be fixing my deck, hire people to, maybe, help out with my split rail fence, and a host of other "Saving the Economy" measures, that start right here, at home.