Traffic heavy between Earth and the Sister Colonies.

Express lanes between North America and the Moon backed up to L5, with a jack-knifed semi blocking the left seven lanes usually reserved for traffic traveling above 15K MPH.

As a result, Central Control has closed all on ramps until 1200 UTC and asks that all non-commercial use be restricted to passenger vehicles carrying not less than 3.5 humans or likenesses thereof.

Traffic between the Moon and Europe, including Greenland unaffected.

All access between Africa, Asia and Pacifica with the Sister Colonies remains restricted to UN Military Vehicles only, until a band of Evil-Doers threatening the very existence of the planet itself, has been apprehended and destroyed. Expected completion of process: 3.2 Hours.

Please stand by.

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