Dr. Jeffrey Fishler

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By Jeffrey J. Worman

     Dr. Jeffrey Fishler promises that by the year 2125,
there will be no need for life insurance as death will be
obsolete.

     Wink.
     Nod.
     You betcha’.
     “A lot of these people really don’t know how to be
succinct.”
     Dr. Jeffrey Fishler promises that by the year 2126,
protein based immunogen inhibitors will allow you to choose
any and all diseases, maladies and mishaps in advance of
their occurrence by the ingestion of a small tablet or
suppository thus permitting one to call in sick to work with
a clean and healthy conscious.
     Wink.
     Nod.
     “Waiter?”
     Dr. Jeffrey Fishler promises that the advent of cloning
research ushers in a new era of mediocrity.
     Example 131456:
     You know the scoop.
     You have the job down pat.
     Walk in. Dispense with the pleasantries. Give ‘em your
shtick.
     “Just sign here, here and initial that right there...”
     You have the job selling itself.
     1. Brain implant software for closing the big deal.
     2. Includes clever anecdotes and sports trivia.
     Your choice:
     a. Auto racing metaphors
     b. Normal Sexual overtones
     c. Abnormal sexual overtones
     d. Sports metaphors
     And your personal favorite:
     e. Fishing metaphors

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